Friday, May 3, 2013

A few thoughts on Big Brother Canada's clusterfuck of a finale....

What a complete shit show of a finale that was... 
Nobody can argue that first statement, lol.

Emmet and Jillian.

You two dumb asses. 
Why in the fuck would you take Gary and not Talla to the final 3? 
That decision was the dumbest thing they did all season long.
Talla would have in no way shape or form won ANY of the 3 parts of the final HOH. Emmet still would have won the first part. Jillian would have won the second part. Then it would have been Jillian and Emmet in final 2. Even if one would have turned on the other, there is NO FUCKING WAY either would have lost to Talla in the jury vote, no way.

Really stupid.

Peter

What a bitter jury member. What a shitty player. 

What a twat. Your only game was yelling in the diary room. You didn't play for shit in the house. You went to bed when everyone was talking game. You thought you were so great a player and had it all in the bag, but you got played. 

You even had a chance to fuck things up in the house by taking Topaz off the block and really doing something, instead you did absolutely NOTHING. Your whole game had zero substance, none. After Topaz was gone, you sucked up to Jillian and Emmet and YOU were stupid enough to believe they took you into their alliance. That also makes you blind to everything that was going on in the house. 

The "Shyld" was one of the worst alliances ever. Quattro was a ridiculous failure. You thought that both you and Alec were playing everyone... how? What did you do? Who did you play? Who did you blindside? Who did you evict? NOBODY... 

And I think you need to be put on suicide watch after all of your stupidity with Liza's hair rubberband. Dude.... SHE'S FUCKING TOM. She was using you in the house, nothing more. 

You were in the house flapping on and on about Dan not winning because of a bitter jury. YOU, my friend are the epitome of a bitter jury member. You really made yourself look like a complete douche at the finale. 


Next let's talk about Gary.

Gary had so much production help this season, it was fucking ridiculous.
First off, that letter from Emmet's mother, where she said she LOVED Gary. If it wasn't for that letter, Gary would have been voted out of the house LONG BEFORE JURY. There is no denying this fact. After getting that letter, Emmet trusted, worked with and protected Gary. Letting that letter in was horse shit.

Next, Gary was in the jury house with all the jury members for quite a long time. When people are in jury, game is off and everyone lets their guard down, they become chummy and much more friendly than when they are in the house playing the game. They are all talking about the game and who they think fucked them over, who they really trusted etc... things that wouldn't have been talked about had they been in the house playing the game. This is utter and complete bullshit. The producers KNEW they were bringing someone (they knew they were bringing Gary) back in the house... they should have put each of them in sequester, APART from each other, period. This is also horse shit.

Now, bringing Gary back in at the final 5? Nobody should ever bet let back in the game this late in the game. This again is a huge load of horse shit.

Topaz..

This girl had ONE job to do on finale night, just ONE... cast her vote, period.
She was so busy strutting her stuff, soaking up all the attention from the audience after Alec kissed her. Then she was so busy thinking about how she was going to deliver her big fuck you to Jillian, saying she was 150% sure, she was so sure, she said it twice. She didn't even look into the box to see which key she was pulling and putting into the box. Me, me, me, look at me.. listen to me, watch me. 

What a fucking dummy.

You had one fucking job to do. There are only two fucking keys to pick from and you are so involved with yourself that you fuck up the only job you have to do that night. What an idiot.

She wants a re-vote? Yeah, right you dumb ass, after almost all the votes are revealed, you want a re-vote. Shut the fuck up.

Jillian

As a player I thought Jillian played the best game. Emmet rode her coattails. They played together, but she was the better competitor. She won, she nominated more people and she got more people evicted. He hid behind that. Even if Emmet was pulling strings at times, they were playing together. 

Producers

They loved this finale. I'm sure they aren't loving the criticism, but all in all, they don't give a fuck. People are talking about this and will be for a very long time and that is more than they could ever have dreamed of, EVER. 

Was Gary robbed?

Maybe, if your best friend, secret wedding person, bff, can't even cast a fucking vote correctly... oh well, you lose. 

Final thoughts on Big Brother

I hate how production tips the scales in someone's favor so much. I was hoping Big Brother Canada would be different, it's not. They got so hopped up on having a fucking "twist" every week. They wanted Gary back in the house, so they put him back in the house, period. 

They want ratings. Ratings are money. Money is the bottom line of any and all shows on tv. If they could run 24 hours of commercials, you bet your ass they would. It's all about the money, period.


I don't think Gary should have been there at that point, or have gotten all those advantages. But this is what Big Brother has become whether I like it or not.
And if I am going to continue to watch the show, I need to just accept it. 

But that doesn't mean that I will like it or won't say how I feel about it. 

So, after much thought and debate within myself, I have decided to go ahead and do more Dick At Nite Shows for this summer's Big Brother in the U.S. 
Yes, I know what I said about not watching anymore with the bullshit they pulled having the "coaches" come into the game, when that was their plan all along. I hate that shit, but like I said... It is what Big Brother has become, so I'm dealing with it, even though I will still be bitching about it.

I know my fans appreciate my point of view, opinions and shit talking... and I like my fans. It's a great symbiotic relationship that I think we both enjoy. And to be honest, I think I would really miss all of the interaction with you if I didn't watch, we have a great time on twitter, facebook and I do have fun doing the Dick At Nite Shows. So, expect more and thanks for watching, chatting and tweeting with me. You guys and girls rock.

Thank you for sticking with me for all these years and for reading all this shit.

EvelFuckingDick

80 comments:

  1. I totally and completely agree with EVERYTHING you said. I'm Canadian by the way and am so disappointed. Too many twists, too much favoritism by production and too many rule violations over-looked. Gary should never have been brought back and after he was, they over-looked him snoring on the couch during his 24 hour awake penalty. Glad Topaz fucked up and Jillian won!!

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    1. Also a Canadian wishing this damn snow would melt!
      I didn't like Jillian she annoyed the hell out of me but she played well and deserved to win....I did feel really bad for Gary though...you can't help liking him.
      I would have liked to see Danielle play a bit longer...she was feisty and would have stirred the pot.

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    2. I liked canada in the beginning but then came too many twists and turns so you didn't have time to breathe. I liked the hostess very much and I liked that the houseguests went into the house with a big audience's. I have hoped for years about live audience and it came to US but a very small one.
      Those things I liked and that canada could change the nominations.i think though that let Canada have one vote live knights would have been better. That is one of the things I've had on my wishlist for change, let America vote with one vote . When you had your season Dick they had America's player and he had to votee with America and America wanted you Dick and that made me very happy since you were my favorite from the first day! I think you wouldn't hav won or at least come to the finale 3 without America's help. You did a impressive pov all those hours. That is why I have wished America can have one vote each week. Hat way the alliance's can not be SO sure that they really get the right person out. O really hope for an America's vote each week or something with pov that America decide who shall be replacment nominee's if pov is used or something like that.
      I thank Canada for bringing that idea up but other wise to many twists and turns. Not good. Expect the unexpected. / Kimberly a BB worker from Europe that favors Us version.

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  2. Well Stated/Written! ... BB/USA does Pretend to have some standards and legitimacy - BB/Can does Not!

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  3. You hit the nail on the head, Dick. Of this I am 150% sure.

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  4. I agree , and enjoyed, your comments...if I may add one....BBC also screwed up by allowing Topaz's confession in the "Secret Room" be seen by all. How can you expect players to have true gameplay if you are throwing in such an unsettling twist. SHAME ON YOU BBC for the Topaz twist AND for allowing Gary back in...letting a player that has LOST, back into the house, would have been the same as letting Topaz change her vote....no difference...and either would be wrong....:(

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    1. I as a viewer want to be entertained. With that being said, I also can empathize with the players when big money is at stake. And when money is at stake THERE SHOULD BE NO GREY AREAS. NO GREY AREAS WHEN MONEY IS AT STAKE!

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    2. Great point! I never liked Topaz 1 bit, very much disliked her. Even though the twist was amusing, not cool sabotaging a players game like that. They had pretty much garentied her to not win with that.

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  5. Ever since BB US started I have always said it would be cool to see Canada give it a try. Well in my opinion they tried and FAILED.
    Dick I agree with everything you said. Always have, because you know what you are talking about. Can't wait for BB US to start, would love to see you come back for another win! Furthermore, If anyone of the past winners should've been brought back in to teach these ppl how the game is played it should've been you!!!!!!

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    1. Canada far from failed at Big Brother....I loved it and so did you....otherwise you would not have watched it until the end.....sure there were a lot of screw ups but the US show also had screw ups and disappointments as well. You're going to watch it next year and so am I...lol
      I do agree on one point though and that's that Dick should be on the show again.....in Canada next spring.....playing against me!

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  6. You rock Dick. Love your commentary as only you can do. As always, you are right on the money and I couldn't agree with you more. The Big Brother seasons would not be complete without Dick at Nite. My family and I look forward to the show and we are happy to hear that you will be continuing them this season.

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  7. Letting a player back into the house is fine but once you have hit Jury, it's not. Glad BBC can screw up more than all of the U.S. versions in just one season. Gary shouldn't of won that veto as he broke the stipulations in order to win the POV. The whole season was a cluster fuck.

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    1. what stiplulations did he break?

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    2. I'm thinking he's talking about Gary falling asleep when he was told to stay up for 24 hours. He fell asleep NUMEROUS times, and the alarm had to wake him up every time. That veto should have been taken away from him.

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    3. Agreed Marley....BBCan wanted Gary to win and did all they could to make it happen...they just didn't expect TopASS to be a dumbASS...lol...Karma's a Bitch BBCan!.....did you also notice that when Topaz won her HOH over Talla (a before or after game) she knew she won before the host said "you're the winner"???....apparently during taping producers stopped the comp, changed the questions, etc for about 20mins....why??....and again how did she know??

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    5. AND if you remember, in that HOH competition that Topaz won, the last question she got right was about Arisa Cox's clothes. And Topaz said right after her win that the ONLY reason why she knew the answer is because Gary is always talking to her about the clothes that Arisa wears on the live shows. Production watches the HG's 24/7 so they definitely knew that when they asked that question.

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  8. Good shit Dickie Boo Boo!!! Hoping BB15 will be exciting, hilarious and filled with drama... Seinfeld once said that the perfect recipe for a great show is "the friend, the funny person, the pessimist, the hero and the foil"... Look forward to Dick At Nite!!

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  9. Hey Dick. Because I live near where the show is shot, I am having the "pleasure" of watching these yahoos on a nation-wide morning news show (sort of like Fox and Friends). Liza, while playing a lame "Newlywed Game" with her show-mance partner, just said "What the fuck?!" Do these people have NO IDEA THAT THEY ARE ON TV?!!
    Can't imagine what the fine is for saying FUCK on a 8am news show!!
    Morons.

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  10. The whole finale sucked...we didnt even need to watch the first half..Emmet and Jillian gave away at the very begining that Emmet beat Jill in the endurance and then Jill said she couldn't compete in this last part. FAIL.

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  11. I agree and well stated. I would like to add that even though I was rooting for Peter at the beginning, as the season progressed, I knew he would be bitter with anything that didn't go his way. I thought I respected him as a true BB player, but as you said, he is the epitome of a bitter jury member, and as such I see him as the biggest hypocrite this season.

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  12. Amazing, Dick. You put my thoughts into words, regarding Topez's fuckery. You're still the king! xo

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  13. Oh, and as much of a mess as BBCAN was, can we all agree that it was still better than The Glass House was?!! Ewww.. that was a stinker of a show. I doubt we'll see a season 2 of that one! (although they had better lav mics than BBUS!)

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    1. Rumor has it that it will be back in 2014

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  14. Peter just congratulated Jillian on a morning news show, so there you have it! I think he was just trying to be interesting for the finale. Nice try.

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    1. Nice try! Yourself! Peter is a FUCKTARD! End Of Story!

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  15. Hmmm..... Do I agree with you? Yes, I suppose I do. This whole thing just sucked on so many levels!! Jemmett made this show incredibly boring. No one had the balls all season to take them down. Everyone catered to them out of fear & wanting Jemmett to carry them. I agree that Gary should never have been let back into the house so late and after being in with the other jury members. On the other hand...It was EPIC to see Jemmett be taken out finally in the end. Emmett himself in the end was as bitter as any juror member can be. If you doubt that go back and watch him on the tape and pay attention to his snide remark when voting as well as his attitude when Topaz was questioning her vote. As the crowd chanted for production to make the correction Emmett was throwing up his hands in the air cheering that Gary got screwed. I am THRILLED that he went home with nothing but his tail between his legs. HA!! Although, I must say that I personally believe Emmett played the best game. He won comps and he basically ran every HOH from the beginning. He had everyone in that house manipulated except Liza. EVERYONE! It was as if every BB Canada player checked their brains at the door and allowed Emmett to think for them the entire game. Until the final decision when Gary chose to take Jillian. LOVED IT! At that point Emmett had been played and beaten at his own game! He evicted Talla over Gary (for his own game even though it believed it jeopardized Jillian's game)when had he taken Talla he likely would have been sitting next to Jillian in the final two. HA!! YOU DID IT TO YOURSELF MILKMAN! The game was yours to win or loose and you lost! In BB USA Dan ran the game and the people BUT he had to work for it week after week. It was exciting to watch him pull himself out of trouble week after week. Emmett was never in trouble nor did he break a sweat after week one. And in all fairness it was not Emmett that saved his butt in week one it was his boys! In my opinion Jillin played Emmett's absolute fool the entire game. She gives new meaning to "stupid girl". Emmett always had his ass covered to screw her if need be for his win. Personally I could not have accepted the win like Jillian did. Not because I am "holier than thou" like suggested last night but actually for the exact opposite. I think I have too much pride to accept a title and prize for something all the while smiling and claiming to be so proud of myself for the win when I and my entire country knows full well that I won on a technicality and was not the true intended winner. I did not pull the jury votes which is a requirement of the game. I get that E.D. is not into impressing others and will tell any one at anytime to go yuck themselves and that is the very essence of who E.D. is. We all know that and either love him or hate him for that. That is hardly the case with Jillian though. For everyone that has ever played BB, jury votes are a HUGE part of the game. Look at the way Dan was robbed last year! Jury votes matter... A LOT!!

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    1. I have to reply for one simple thing. YES i totally agree Dan got robbed! Other then the legendary Evil Dick, Dan is on the top of the BB pool of players! Amazing player, smart, and so very entertaining!

      Still debating though, what was better... Dan's funeral? Or Evil Dick going apeship over his cigarettes being fucked with...

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    2. In Jill's defence though, It can also be said that Gary didn't even belong back in that house, as mentioned in this blog. And although Gary got the veto and took himself off the block, he fell asleep so should have lost the veto at that moment. Production had no problem disqualifying everyone else.
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      its pride for diversity wanted BBCAN
      to have the gay black man win, that they violated their own rules. I like Gary, but let's call a spade a spade shall we.

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  16. For that reason I am embarrassed for Jillian. This has to go down in history as the worst BB win ever! Bitter jury's suck but at least the win is within the "game play" you know? Jury votes is part of the game play. To win when someone stands up and claims to have made a mistake in voting and even stops the live show (especially Topaz who we all know would have NEVER voted against Gary) is hardly a clean win. Does Jillian win legally? Of course she does. Should she? Eh, I suppose maybe technically yes but where ever she goes she will be remembered as the girl that took the prize that did not belong to her. With each new year and each new classroom of students and their parents that come into her classroom she will forever be known as "that girl". That just seems horrible to me and hardly worth a $100,000. BB has a way of making you famous. With E.D., Dan or Rachel you can love them or you can hate them but you do not forget them. Whether you liked that they won or not you know that they won or lost within the game play and jury. Not so with Jillian. It really sucks too because it has completely robbed anyone of truly feeling any true pride or satisfaction in the win. Jillian may have gotten the $100,000 but not the respect of a legit win. That sucks for her...

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    1. I think that it sucks for you that you can't just be happy for Jillian and allow her the freedom to feel happy as well without people like you going around all over the internet saying things like "she's not the true winner" or "didn't have a legitimate win." People win Olympic gold medals on technicalities and disqualifications, all the time. People get jobs they're not qualified for because of who they know or grades they don't earn because their parents are friends with the teacher. This stuff may seem "unfair" to you, but welcome to the real world. This stuff happens ALL the time and it doesn't make any of these things less "legit" or something that the winner should ever feel guilty or bad about. The only people who will see Jillian as "that girl" are people like you. So stop talking about it, give the girl a break, stop labeling her, and allow her the freedom to enjoy this as much as SHE choses to...cause in the end none of this is her fault anyway.

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    3. She "took" the prize that "didn't belong" to her? You're a fucking idiot. She played the best game and deserved it far more than Gary, who should never have been allowed back in the house. She gets my and any real BB fan's respect for a legit win.

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  17. This is completely true and exactly how I feel about everything, except the fact that Jillian was boring. I really liked how real her and Emmett were, they didn't have some big flashy personalities but that doesn't mean they weren't interesting! I also had NO IDEA that was LIza's ponytail.....omg....that's so embarrassing! I feel even worse for Peter now than I did before! The poor guy is just extremely insecure. Anyway, this is my first time coming across this blog..so now I must go read about the "coaches bullshit". lol! Dan should have won that season by far. Anyway, I've shared this everywhere...thanks for this Evel Dick!

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  18. Well, the whole season was a clusterfuck, so why should the finale be any different? Felt the producers fucked up as well by not listening to what Topaz's intent was, but Topaz put them in a difficult spot...but onward to BB15 in a few weeks.

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  19. I appreciate this blog post. You are like the Big Brother Dr.Phil - you tell it like it is. I agree with you completely. I'm from Canada and I still hope there is a season 2.

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  20. i AGREE 100% WITH EVERYTHING ON HERE. i Love E.D., he might not be the best winner ever, but his season is definitely in the conversation for best ever and i always love his opinions even when i dont agree. dude is solid as a rock. love this guy. keep on rockin, E.D.!

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  21. awesome thoughts...you totally read my mind!!!

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  22. Only part I disagree with is I think Emmett deserved it over Jillian. How many times was she freaking out, not knowing what to do and Emmett reigned her in and got her back on target. I can't complain with how it turned out though, Topaz and Gary getting fucked over was so sweet.

    Thanks for your input Dick, lookin forward to hearing it on BB15.

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    1. To be fair, there is a good chance she will share her winnings with Emmett.

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  23. Theory: Peters whole bitter behavior was all just an act...evidence being his obsession with pro wrestling..."the shield" is a current bad guy pro wrestling group...that little thing he'd do (when he left the house he did it) where hed get down on one knee and write "Fate" onto the ground with his finger is something a current bad guy in WWE does...all his yelling and ranting and raving often times borrowed quotes or styles that bad guy pro wrestlers use...when he got evicted and sat at the top of the stairs crosslegged and did that weird poem was a direct rip off of a stunt a bad guy pro wrestler (CM Punk) did a year or two ago where he went and sat cross legged at the entrance and did a weird rant...his whole insulting Jill and then during the break getting into a fight with Jill supporters and generating a bunch of booing was classic bad guy in pro wrestling behavior (intentionally trying to goad people into booing him)...him and alec often refered to people hating them and seemed to want to be viewed as the bad guys...ooooh and the biggest kicker of em all ..."Peter Brown" was his real name the same way Hulk Hogan is a real name! It was just his stage name....
    http://www.youtube.com/user/theparkerjakobowhitz
    BOOM
    follow me @NathanielLarke on twitter

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  24. I do agree with you on some levels, I am a Brit Chick living in Canada and have and will always be an avid fan of the UK Big Brother. I have to say on the whole I very much enjoyed BB Canada, I liked the fact it was a hybrid of the UK and US version. Twists are so big in the UK version as they cannot talk about nominations at all. The general public vote out someone on the block, not the Housemates. I do agree with you on the fact that the show can be steered in order for a certain person to claim victory. This also happens in the UK version and the celebrity version of it too. It's pretty subtle most of the time, but it does happen none the less. I think UK viewers are so clued now though and vote how they want for their winner, regardless of any manipulation. A guy called Aaron a few seasons ago now was a prime example of the public's right to reply for their winner. Poor guy was booed out as the winner. I personally thought he was the best player and entertainment all season.
    As far as the Canadian finale went...Yep complete Shit Show, I found myself positively cringing through most of it. Peter was bitter, but shit game or not I still loved his witty commentary in the DR. The one I found more bitter was Emmet. So cocky he had it in the bag and boy did he throw his toys out of the pram when he got evicted and Gary thrust that knife into his back...honestly what did he expect? If I recall correctly when he went in, his gay brother had told him not to trust the gay in the house...lol, oh how those words must smart now. His sulky boy face was really getting on my nerves. As for Topaz...OMG, the dumbest move ever. She has to live with that and cost her so called besty $80,000 #Awkward
    As for Jillian, I do actually think she played the best game but that doesn't mean I liked her, that said though, you gotta feel for her winning by default which wasn't really winning at all. Yeah she got the money and the car, but with it a whole dollop of uncomfortableness knowing this.

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  25. You hit the nail on the head especially with recognizing that BB is a production manipulation not so masterfully done ( especially in Canada ) when you bow to public opinion so late in the season and bring back the fave from JURY, not sequester, then its pretty much downhill from there. I liked Gary just for being lively on the feeds as most of the guests were either boring or beyond fucked up but when he was voted out that should have been it for him. I was sad to see him go but he was gone and bringing him back to pander to fans and advertisers was a LOSER MOVE. Peter seek help, Topaz maybe you can live this one down if you move to the Arctic. Milkman stay with Jillian, thinks of all the cows 100k will get you. I am looking forward to BB US, more of the same but with the experience to make it flow..Anyways its Friday, I don't have to ever hear Tallas voice again and I enjoy your blog. Cheers, Evel Dick.

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  26. Lolz on Peter, THANK you, I feel like i was taking crazy pills, he's crazy antics reveal a sheltered, self esteem deprived child. Where does this confidence come from? his alliance performed horribly. sidebar my thoughts on the Finale, cluster#!%@ indeed

    http://infinitedigressions.tumblr.com/post/49498659813/the-earned-and-the-unearned-machiavellian-musings-on

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  27. I'm very glad Topaz is a moron, Gary did not deserve to win.

    There were many, VERY unfair "twists" in BBCAN. My number 1 example is when Topaz was HOH and she talked out her entire HOH game plan while the other house guests were listening, unbeknownst to her.

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    1. and that is the reason why Gary was gone. So, that being said, it's not completely unfair that he was able to get back in.

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  28. As much as I HATE players coming back in the house after they have been evicted, I've accepted the fact that they do come back. With that being said, instead of having the viewers vote who comes back in they should have them do a competition to see who comes back in.

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  29. lol, so people actually stayed up watching Gary to see if he fell asleep. CRAY CRAY! Get a life! haha

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  30. Emmett was the bitter one during the finale. His entitled spoiled brat attitude reminded me of stupid ass Shane in BB14. Yeah, he played a better game than Gary but the bottom line is that no one "deserves" to win big brother. The jury votes are the final decider on who gets the title. Topaz is an idiot for voting wrong... and Jillian gets to have an astrix beside her name, since only Topaz's mistake gave her the win. Gary was robbed because the jury vote was clearly in his favor, but I think we all know he'll get the most financial opportunities out of this show anyways...so it's not all bad. I personally LOVED Peter's call out of Jillian in the finale. He was the ONLY jury member who asked a pointed, blunt, survivor-esque question of one of the two finalists. I agree with him that BB is not about how many comps you win... it's about how you manipulate and control the other players. Jillian had the easy route for the last half of the game. I respect/enjoy the mental players way more than the physical beasts. But that's just me.

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  31. injecting a jury member back in the game, when its down to a final four, just ruins the integrity of the game.(full stop) Jillian and Emmet dominated the game. im sick of bitter jury members. Topaz vote mixup is justice at work. i use to love "The Sheild" but they are so butt hurt its pathetic. if Gary wants to win a popularity contest, he should of applied to BBUK

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  32. I agree with everything. Jillian never was nominated, people trusted her until she kicked them out, if that's not a good social game what is it? If people see Jillian as person who won Big Brother with actually being only second, people also have to see Gary as winner of the second price while actually being the 8th place of the season. In order words, the production ruined that season which could have been a great won, Gary never should have come back. Gary got a second chance after playing a bad game while for example Kat didnt even have the chance to play a single competition. Or AJ who didnt have a chance to play the Veto (not that it would have mattered). Jillian winning by default may be unfair, but Gary getting a second try is the unfairest thing of the season by far. There is no fairness in this season at all, so only the facts matters.

    In the end the right person one. As i said she never was nominated, made big moves, won a lot of competition, had the best alliance and played a good social game at least. The only reason why Gary was close to win was Alec and Peter being bitter about getting outplayed by a girly girl. They didn't vote for Gary, they voted for Jillian not to win. It's pretty easy to assume how things went down in the jury. Alec has both Peter and Topaz in the bag. They vote how he want. So they only needed one person to decide who's going to win. And they picked AJ, simply because he's the easiest to manipulate. All he did in this season game-wise was to do what others told him. The Houseguests wanted him to be the pawn, he accepted. They wanted him to vote for person x, he did it. So it isn't a surprise he got used for a vote again, you only have to make him feel important and he does what you want. He has no balls to make own decisions.

    AJ gets the price for the most useless player even before Suzette, while Peter and Alec get the price for being the sore loser's of the season & having made The Sheyld to a synonym of failure in reality tv.

    It also says a lot that a girl who clearly played a better game only can win against a male by default. I don't like to say it, but there is still exist some sexism.

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  33. Good job Evil Dick well said.. Love you from Canada..

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  35. Gary was not a part of the game for weeks. He then came back almost at the end. That was wrong. He didn't deserve to be there. He didn't deserve to win. I wonder if Topaz really flubbed her vote. Most of you will say that is not possible but now she is part of Big Brother history. The "Shyld"? Worst alliance ever. I think they were trying to be the Canadian version of Chilltown but they failed miserably. Jillian can hold her head up high. She deserved the win and she won.

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  36. Best opinion of Big Brother Canada I have read. I agree 100% with everything you said. I don't think there should be a revote, Topaz casted her vote, it should stand. Even Talla didn't screw it up!

    Looking forward to Dick At Nite!

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  37. All I can say about the comments on game play and the players themselves is that you took the words right out of my mouth! A lot of the show made me ashamed to be a Canadian.

    Love you Evel Dick! Don't you ever change one bit!

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  38. Right On! First of all I'm looking forward to your show more than BB itself now. Really liked what you had to say about those two fuck-ups that made that treehouse-club, " The Shield ". Their games were played in their heads. Make-believe world. Anyway can't wait.

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  39. First of all -- I'm so glad you posted this. You could not have been more dead on about every single thing. Also, I'm glad you're going to continue to watch, because it's nice to have such accurate, and unbiased/uncensored commentary. HOWEVER... you have to be willing to admit that the production interference got you and Daniele to the final two in BB8. You might be a master of this game, but sadly that's not all it takes to get to the end. Most of the time, that makes you a bigger threat.

    Now for me to jump on my Topaz for a second, and make it all about me... I have been dying to go on BB for years, and would hate for you to hate my game play... but I'd be so curious to read a blog like this about me one day. Keep loving the game, because I love hearing your thoughts.

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  40. I hope you can get one of those two Fucktards on your show Dick. Maybe you can ask them how between their two brilliant minds they were able to come up with an original sounding name for their tree-fort." The Shield ". And even better, their original gang sign. " Hey Pete, how bout we cross our arms." Peter- " You are a fucking genius! We are fucking geniuses"

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  41. I was pretty disgusted first with saving Suzette. Nothing personal against the girl, but that was cheap, Canada conveniently saving the weakest player in the game...

    Bringing Gary back disgusted me, i share your sentiments on that one man. Too late in the game, and with an unfair advantage. Emmett and Jillian may have turned on him sooner had he not BS'ed about ino from the jury house (even though we know much of it was BS.)

    Retarded move bringing Gary to final 3, Talla would have been a far better choice. For the simple fact that Gary bullied Talla with his size should have soured the entire house AND Canada against him. GJ Canada on giving a second chance to a giant of a man who likes bullying ditzy little women. ( <3 Talla BTW, so entertaining!)

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  42. well that was some good dick spilling right here,.... perdy bang on!!!!

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  43. Thank God Dick!
    I was missing your comments on my twitter TL and it made me sad.
    Great choice & cannot wait :) you're the best.

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  44. I love how you talk with so much certainty like you're absolutely right, but I don't agree with a few things.

    1) Emmett played a far better game than Jillian. It would've been 5-2 if it came to them, with Jillian getting Tallas and Andrews votes only. He let her take the heat. He was pulling the strings all along.

    2) For Emmett's game, bringing Talla would've been a dumb move. He was playing for him not him and Jillian. Talla would've definitely taken Jillian. You don't think he had already considered the fact that he could beat Talla in challenges you dumb shit? You say it like you're some wizard or something. Anything can happen, there's no certainties in challenges, anyone can win, there is no such thing as "NO FUCKING WAY" you stupid bitch.

    He played too good a game and nobody was going to take him to the end other than the girl he was fucking, and got fucked over by the person he least expected to. He deserved to win.

    Finally, if you think Jillian played the best game, you are a stupid fuck. She blatantly lied in peoples faces and had all the blood on her hands, thereby effectively cancelling jury votes. She was going to lose to that fuck head Gary. And she was actually going to take Emmett to the end, not very smart, he would've smoked her. Her pussy was dictating her game not her brain. She's a fucking substitute teacher. Sits by the phone waiting for a gig. Anyway I think what happened was the right thing after all, that annoying piece of shit Gary had too many unfair advantages and did not deserve to win.

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  45. Also, you dumb shit, Talla may have beaten Jillian at the end. You say "no way" like you know for a fact. The jury were a bunch of stupid bastards who were not voting on superior gameplay, they were a bunch of sour puss emotional bastards butthurt that Jillian outplayed them. They were actually going to give the cash to that fucknut who was already eliminated. It possibly would've gone 4-3 Talla. The 2 Fuckheadsield I mean Shield, Topaz and AJ are a bunch of stupids.

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  46. And fuckhead, you only won your season because of that stupid americas twist. You were out of there you dumb tattooed bastard. Your game entailed bullying others and fucking with them, you only won cuz your final opponent was another fucknut (sorry to say that, I know its your daughter).

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  47. I'm no tough guy, but if anyone smashed a gong next to my head while I was sleeping and it wasnt just a very bad joke, I would've gone after that fuck. That bitch was half your size but still on principle he should've come at you and gotten his ass kicked if thats what was to happen. You have to fight back and then the bullies leave you alone, even if you get an asswhooping. But the great thing about fighting back is you have a chance to whoop the bully, now thats a great thing. Nobody expects you to take the bully, so you got no pressure and can fight with intelligence not emotion.

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  48. I agree with what you are saying with your type of game play in mind...but everyone thinks totally different about what type of game play is the best. like is low key? is fight stong ever comp? is lying? is telling the truth..to each its own! I agree winning comps is important ( when you need to win )and getting bloood on your hands is something that gets you further in the game yes sometimes, but i dont think thats the best way to play, i like watching someone play with honesty and being true to themselves, jillian didnt do that, she just got scared to make big moves to a strong players face's so did it behind their back, thats weak. I think its better if you put it out there- talk about whos ur biggest threat. like if i was in the house with you Dick and u were my biggest target. the way to make myself remembered ( which would be more important to me personally to be a remembered HG more than the money..like james from season 9) I would say to your face " i want you gone and your my target ! and if i aint yours, you should be gunning for me by now after i just made that comment..thats good tv. and then ill play with everything i have, and id need to win instead of want to win!

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  49. BB was better than I thought it would be. Bring Evel Dick to Canada and let's play :)

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  50. Well Im all caught up now. Glad you are coming back and I agree with everything you posted about the producers and their commercialism blah blah. Yes we have to accept once Big Brother got popular and started making them millions,they sold out. Its typical just like they do with great writing on certain tv shows and movies. They get popular and then suck bevause they start trying to please the idiots who are now the majority and werent even fans to begin with! Ill be watching and bitching right along with you and hopefully there will be some good parts along the way and some assholes to laugh at. Xo Denny

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