What a complete shit show of a finale that was...
Nobody can argue that first statement, lol.
Emmet and Jillian.
You two dumb asses.
Why in the fuck would you take Gary and not Talla to the final 3?
That decision was the dumbest thing they did all season long.
Talla would have in no way shape or form won ANY of the 3 parts of the final HOH. Emmet still would have won the first part. Jillian would have won the second part. Then it would have been Jillian and Emmet in final 2. Even if one would have turned on the other, there is NO FUCKING WAY either would have lost to Talla in the jury vote, no way.
What a bitter jury member. What a shitty player.
What a twat. Your only game was yelling in the diary room. You didn't play for shit in the house. You went to bed when everyone was talking game. You thought you were so great a player and had it all in the bag, but you got played.
You even had a chance to fuck things up in the house by taking Topaz off the block and really doing something, instead you did absolutely NOTHING. Your whole game had zero substance, none. After Topaz was gone, you sucked up to Jillian and Emmet and YOU were stupid enough to believe they took you into their alliance. That also makes you blind to everything that was going on in the house.
The "Shyld" was one of the worst alliances ever. Quattro was a ridiculous failure. You thought that both you and Alec were playing everyone... how? What did you do? Who did you play? Who did you blindside? Who did you evict? NOBODY...
And I think you need to be put on suicide watch after all of your stupidity with Liza's hair rubberband. Dude.... SHE'S FUCKING TOM. She was using you in the house, nothing more.
You were in the house flapping on and on about Dan not winning because of a bitter jury. YOU, my friend are the epitome of a bitter jury member. You really made yourself look like a complete douche at the finale.
Next let's talk about Gary.
Gary had so much production help this season, it was fucking ridiculous.
First off, that letter from Emmet's mother, where she said she LOVED Gary. If it wasn't for that letter, Gary would have been voted out of the house LONG BEFORE JURY. There is no denying this fact. After getting that letter, Emmet trusted, worked with and protected Gary. Letting that letter in was horse shit.
Next, Gary was in the jury house with all the jury members for quite a long time. When people are in jury, game is off and everyone lets their guard down, they become chummy and much more friendly than when they are in the house playing the game. They are all talking about the game and who they think fucked them over, who they really trusted etc... things that wouldn't have been talked about had they been in the house playing the game. This is utter and complete bullshit. The producers KNEW they were bringing someone (they knew they were bringing Gary) back in the house... they should have put each of them in sequester, APART from each other, period. This is also horse shit.
Now, bringing Gary back in at the final 5? Nobody should ever bet let back in the game this late in the game. This again is a huge load of horse shit.
This girl had ONE job to do on finale night, just ONE... cast her vote, period.
She was so busy strutting her stuff, soaking up all the attention from the audience after Alec kissed her. Then she was so busy thinking about how she was going to deliver her big fuck you to Jillian, saying she was 150% sure, she was so sure, she said it twice. She didn't even look into the box to see which key she was pulling and putting into the box. Me, me, me, look at me.. listen to me, watch me.
What a fucking dummy.
You had one fucking job to do. There are only two fucking keys to pick from and you are so involved with yourself that you fuck up the only job you have to do that night. What an idiot.
She wants a re-vote? Yeah, right you dumb ass, after almost all the votes are revealed, you want a re-vote. Shut the fuck up.
As a player I thought Jillian played the best game. Emmet rode her coattails. They played together, but she was the better competitor. She won, she nominated more people and she got more people evicted. He hid behind that. Even if Emmet was pulling strings at times, they were playing together.
They loved this finale. I'm sure they aren't loving the criticism, but all in all, they don't give a fuck. People are talking about this and will be for a very long time and that is more than they could ever have dreamed of, EVER.
Was Gary robbed?
Maybe, if your best friend, secret wedding person, bff, can't even cast a fucking vote correctly... oh well, you lose.
Final thoughts on Big Brother
I hate how production tips the scales in someone's favor so much. I was hoping Big Brother Canada would be different, it's not. They got so hopped up on having a fucking "twist" every week. They wanted Gary back in the house, so they put him back in the house, period.
They want ratings. Ratings are money. Money is the bottom line of any and all shows on tv. If they could run 24 hours of commercials, you bet your ass they would. It's all about the money, period.
I don't think Gary should have been there at that point, or have gotten all those advantages. But this is what Big Brother has become whether I like it or not.
And if I am going to continue to watch the show, I need to just accept it.
But that doesn't mean that I will like it or won't say how I feel about it.
So, after much thought and debate within myself, I have decided to go ahead and do more Dick At Nite Shows for this summer's Big Brother in the U.S.
Yes, I know what I said about not watching anymore with the bullshit they pulled having the "coaches" come into the game, when that was their plan all along. I hate that shit, but like I said... It is what Big Brother has become, so I'm dealing with it, even though I will still be bitching about it.
I know my fans appreciate my point of view, opinions and shit talking... and I like my fans. It's a great symbiotic relationship that I think we both enjoy. And to be honest, I think I would really miss all of the interaction with you if I didn't watch, we have a great time on twitter, facebook and I do have fun doing the Dick At Nite Shows. So, expect more and thanks for watching, chatting and tweeting with me. You guys and girls rock.
Thank you for sticking with me for all these years and for reading all this shit.